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The Perfect Woman for Pop

If you search through the archives of WMW, you are sure to find a veritable plethora of articles concerning body image. It’s a prevailing issue for women across the globe. Whatever your opinion, however body confident you may or may not be, it is a topic that never ceases to hold intrigue for us females.

As intelligent ladies, we know that the media has created a warped image of the ideal woman. Something unobtainable, that serves purely to stir aspirations that in turn lead us to purchase some product, service or so on. In an ideal world we would all be satisfied with our bodies and bask in the glow of our own loveliness. Then, in an ideal world my kitchen tap would flow forth with Pinot Grigio Blush, so keep wishing. With all of this in mind, I decided a little light hearted ‘body image’ relief was in need and where better to turn for inspiration than the glamorous world of pop (and in some cases rap).

The following is compiled from a range of song lyrics concerning the female form. Enjoy ladies; this is the perfect woman for pop.

You know I won’t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll…

…Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.

Hey all of you women, now don’t come around, unless you weigh, around 400 pounds…

…you need a hip-shakin’, big-assed woman.

So that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face….

…I mean, her butt, is just so big.

She’s got an arse like a loaf of bread. Make you want a slice.

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans…

She had dumps like a truck truck truck. Thighs like what what what…

I like a chick wit big breasts on her chest, Not flat looking like someone stepped on her chest…

…Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

If I had no cellulite big breasts and pockets real wide…

And even though you’ve got small breasts, but to me they look the best…

I wish I was a little bit taller.

She got Long brown hair…

…Wild wild hair

…Red head chick

…With your long blonde hair, and coal black heart.

Teeth all pearly, hair all curly…

Baby’s got blue eyes Like a deep blue sea…

And she has that super pale skin and those soft green eyes…

She’s working on a tan…

Talking to my silky smooth, dark skin, chocolate, women.

You know it’s beauty when the smile is her best curve…

Red lips like wine, wanna drink ’em up

Then comes pancake factor number one, eyeliner, rose hips and lip gloss, such fun…

That’s real beauty, no makeup shit.

She look right in that tight blue dress…

I dated girls in jeans that made my knees knock…

She looking fly, girls fly in her Nikes

She’s so good with her stiletto

Let me see that thong…

and don’t forget to wear your sexy underwear

I want to dance with a big panty woman

 

So there you have it ladies!

The ideal woman is all of the above (I’m pretty sure we’re all covered in there somewhere or another!).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

  • Denise Mann says:

    Don’t know where I fit in but loved this article.

  • Hayley, had to giggle some! Yes, I wrote a piece on being FAT, which I am…not proud of that. However, the older I get, the less I care. I don’t see a hunk parking his shoes under my bed any time soon. Women and their body images= neurosis x 10!!

  • Thanks for your comments ladies. Kathleen, I wrote a piece on being skinny and longing for curves..go figure!

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