2 ARTICLES IN ONE NIGHT. Why not?
So ladies – who else joins me with the woe that is Resting Bitchy Face?
I get it. My general static face is not a happy one. I do not go around plastered with a massive smile, but then again who does? Unless you have bloody fantastic veneers then there is no need. People on the tube will hate you.
Generally I am deep in thought (mainly about food. I like food) but I have also realised I am not a people people in contrast to what my CV may say. This is awkward considering I work in client services but you win some you lose some.
But yes, if I had a pound for the amount of times I have been told to ‘cheer up love’ or ‘it might never happen!’ I could be on a first class flight to South America drinking rum with the biggest smile on my face you have ever seen.
I can’t control my facial expressions. I can barely control the words that come out of my mouth when I haven’t had enough coffee let alone what emotions I may portray on my face when I am solitary, in thought, and minding my own bloody business.
That’s it. Rant over. If you need me I will be the one sulking in the corner apparently. I’m happy honestly. I am probably thinking about burritos.